Dear Diary,

Any questions?   This is me   

Alyssa, 22. Proud new mother.

I'm less than you'd want in a person but more than you'd expect. I'm a constant contradiction of everything I've always said I'd never be but I love who I'm becoming.


suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

(via tykesntoddlers)

— 16 minutes ago with 197532 notes
I think Grayson might be starting to teethe

confrontingdisaster:

nevila:

He’s drooling so much and chewing on anything and everything but he’s not crying. He’s only 2 1/2 months. Is that normal? I feel like it’s really early.

Right around that age Carson started doing the same stuff and everyone was like oh he’s teething, but he’s nearly 6 months old and still has no teeth but still drools everywhere and chews everything!

Oh thank you ladies! I’m glad to know it’s not teething just yet and normal. I don’t think I’m prepared enough for teething. Haha

— 35 minutes ago with 3 notes
I think Grayson might be starting to teethe

He’s drooling so much and chewing on anything and everything but he’s not crying. He’s only 2 1/2 months. Is that normal? I feel like it’s really early.

— 1 hour ago with 3 notes
#mumblr  #momblr  #teething  #dadblr  #new mom 

aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

(via frutista-freeze)

— 1 hour ago with 193042 notes

I hate when new meds make me feel like I have the flu. I’m achey, exhausted, nauseous, dizzy, confused, and just not okay. Hopefully this will go away soon.

— 5 hours ago

Grayson has been talking to the toy attached to the side of his crib for the past 45 minutes. It’s adorable and annoying at the same time. I just want to sleep!

— 8 hours ago with 1 note

brutalboobs:

silhouettes-of-my-soul:

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

REAL

FUCKING

TALK

(via me-postpartum)

— 15 hours ago with 386359 notes
Just ran out of formula…

Luckily I have enough for the night and a morning bottle. Guess I’m going to Walmart even though I didn’t want to at all…
I have back up formula it’s just not the sensitive kind he’s been doing great on so I can always use that of I absolutely have to but hopefully I can make it through with what I have.

— 15 hours ago
unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit, via ruinedchildhood)

— 23 hours ago with 292951 notes
Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


Answer:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

— 23 hours ago with 38294 notes

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

(via hurricaneashleey)

— 23 hours ago with 174164 notes
cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

(Source: omnomnominator, via titillation609)

— 23 hours ago with 530060 notes