Dear Diary,

Any questions?   This is me   

Alyssa, 22. Proud new mother.

I'm less than you'd want in a person but more than you'd expect. I'm a constant contradiction of everything I've always said I'd never be but I love who I'm becoming.


breadna:

i had the vhs of this, aha, nostalgia 

— 15 hours ago with 2 notes

zestyzombie:

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tequilaandtiramisu:

A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

this cartoon works at target clearly

east-of-edan

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— 17 hours ago with 232660 notes

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theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

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— 1 day ago with 62334 notes
crisp-air-fallen-leaves:

Autumn is such a beautiful season on We Heart It.

crisp-air-fallen-leaves:

Autumn is such a beautiful season on We Heart It.

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— 1 day ago with 907 notes

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— 1 day ago with 161797 notes
loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

(via my-summer-azalea)

— 1 day ago with 268507 notes

burgrs:

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

(via ariel-has-fins)

— 1 day ago with 161230 notes

I really need to eat something. I’ve I’ve had in the last 23 hours was a bagel. I’m just not hungry.

— 1 day ago

Tonight was a lot of fun. Two shots of Jameson and three beers. I’m going to miss Victoria so much. I’m so happy for her though.

— 2 days ago